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johnnny johnnny yes papa
fucking girls yes papa
useing condoms no papa
getting AIDS ha ha haaaa.
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Women's life is very hard.
Moring-wash clothes.
Noon-Dry clothes.
Evening-Iron clothes
Night-Remove clothes
Late Midnight Searching clothes.
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Sexual Thoughts of the day
Its not the length, its not the size,
its how many times u can make it rise!
its not how well it fits but
how often u can make it spit!
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Q: Why are condoms transparent ?
A: So that the sperm can at
least enjoy the scenery!
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Women is the best vehicle in the world.
Front - 2 bumpers!
Back - 2 bumpers!
Self lubricating when hot!
Monthly automatic engine oil change!
Every type of piston fits!
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