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When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?
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It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
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When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
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Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.
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Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.
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