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Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.
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Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.
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I want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.
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Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...
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All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise 'my' hand ...
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