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Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
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Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
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A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
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A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".
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There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
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