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As much use as a one legged man at an arse kicking competition
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She's angrier than a Bear with a sore head
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She's dressed up like a Dogs dinner
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About as useful as a Condom vending machine in the Vatican.
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He's that useless he couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery
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