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A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
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It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?
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Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
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ou are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth!
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You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
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