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Sun is very hot.. Moon is too far.. Stars r unapproachable So God gave me a frnd lyk U so tat I cud say I've my own lil Universe!
It is weird that my nose is running and my feet smell.
Walk wid me wen ur heart needs company take my hand wen u feel al alone, turn to me wen u need some1 to lean on coz I'm a friend u can always depend on!
Boredom was the other word for a safe and undisturbed life.
Yo Dentist is so poor she uses white-out/tippex as your tooth filler.
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