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Sardar 2 Salesman, "I want pink curtains for my computer screen" BUT COMPUTERS DON'T NEED CURTAINS! Sardar, "Oye I have Windows installed"
BEPPO SINGH STUCK ON THE ELEVATOR. Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs. because of a power failure. Beppo Singh: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective novels, but he always started reading from the middle. A friend of his asked why he did so?" It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar. TO start from the middle keeps one curious not only about its conclusion but also about its beginning ...
Santa meets Banta Santa: "so have you moved to a new house" Banta: "No." Santa: "Why not? You advertised to sell your old house, didn't u?" Banta: "Yes, but when I read the ad, I realized it was just the home I was looking for!".
Santa and Banta work in a software company. One day, they were to move their m/cs to another building. Santa was having a tough time carrying his machine. Santa : "My m/c has 500 MB disk. See how easily I am carrying it. Yours has just 250 MB. Can't you carry even this much?" Banta : "But yours is empty and my disk is full"!!!
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