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Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
A very sexy & attractive female employee meets her boss & says, Sir,will you remove some thing from my breast? Boss:Wow!What's that? Lady:Your eyes,Sir.
Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss you!
Good looks catch the eyes, but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED??? Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it...
when u r alone... when ur crying..... when ur upset.... when ur sad...... just make a call to me....becoz incoming is free for me
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