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Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!
2 ways 2 suicide: 1.Quick Death:Take a BIG rope, tie it around ur neck n hang urself. 2.Slow Death:Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a gal's neck n marry her!
They say sugar is sweet N honey is 2, but baby wat do I call U? U R sexier than sexy N hotter than that 2! therez only 1 name 4 U and it is '2 good 2 be true'!
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