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When you strangle a smurf, what colour does he get ?
It has 50 teeth and it holds back or stops a terrible monster? ................... My fly!
When do you know you are overweight? .... When you are sunbathing on the beach and a Greenpeace-activist tries to roll you back into the sea.
Why did God create the man first and only afterwards the woman? .... To give him the chance to enjoy heaven on earth for just a few moments.
Why are men like sperm cells? ...... Only one out of a million is useful.
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