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Stress is when you wake up and realises that you haven't slept yet.
Reality is an illusion that is born out of shortage of alcohol.
I want to live in Switserland where the mountains are higher than the taxes.
Join the army, meet interesting people and then ... kill them...
All of you who believe in psychokinetics, raise 'my' hand ...
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