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Category :
Men and Women
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!
2 ways 2 suicide: 1.Quick Death:Take a BIG rope, tie it around ur neck n hang urself. 2.Slow Death:Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a gal's neck n marry her!
If u want ur wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say,then.. ...... ..... .... ... .. . talk in ur sleep !!
By al means marry. If u get a good wife, u`ll be happy. If u get a bad one, u`ll become a philosopher...
The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, goes to bed early, in short... Such a Person doesnt exist!!
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