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A fart is a flying planet, created by God and produced by men!
It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?
Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds !
ou are just like a Bounty ... a piece of paradise on earth!
You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
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