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I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
I cannot think of a good opening sentence, so will we just say good-bye ??
A girl and boy sitting alone. The boy started touching the girl. GIRL: Don't touch me, all this only after marriage. BOY: OK, call me when you are married.
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year's hide and seek champion.
STILL LOVING U i håtê Smî\|îÑg jûSt tO prEtêñD î'M ñOt hUrt. î hÅtE to gîGglê tO Show î'll ßê okåY. î hAtE tO laUgh aFtEr î Cry. í Stìll lovE YOU ßût í'Vé tó SaY gooDbYê...
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