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Who wears the panties?
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A young couple, just married was in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As Emma undressed for bed, the husband tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here put these on." She said "What?" He said "Put these on." She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants", she said. "That's right!" said the husband, "and don't you ever forget it. I'm the man who wears the pants in the family!" With that, she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on." He tried them on, and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecap. He said "Hell, I can't get into your panties." She said, "That's right and that's the way its going to be until your attitude changes!"
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A boy and girl octopus out on a date...
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A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm...
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Santa's Reindeer
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According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer, each year male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer,every single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen . . . had to be a girl! We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fatman in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night, and not get lost!
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Blonde in a Library
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A new study published today reports that the most common fantasy among women is to have two men at once. The study found that, invariably, the women fantasize about one of the men cooking and the other one cleaning.
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A small misunderstanding
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A lady golfer is stung by a wasp. She goes to look for the greenkeeper and finds him. "I've been stung by a wasp" She says. " Where did it get you?" He replies "Between the 1st and 2nd hole" "I think your stance must be a little too wide"
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